What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is there a stereotype that South Indians are physically strong and muscular compared to other regions of India?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Live and Let Die

What do all Indian parents have in common?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

What do you like about McDonald's?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper